Oh, definitely Darth Nooooder.

ROFLOL! My Harley is a Yamaha Roadstar, so it sounds more like "Poopan-da, poopan-da, poopan-da"!

Thoughtful piece, however one small quibble: things are CAST from a mold, not cut. Things are CUT from the same CLOTH as Catherine.

I can see it already, bumper stickers on next-gen Prii "Powered by Panda Poop".

Sounds more like a lisp than Elizbethan, but what the heck, I like the sentiment.

I think the problem is the "contemporary English version." The KJV would not use "crushed" in that fashion, sayeth the bard.

Shop fail.

Darn! From the title, I had hoped the class would be taught by an AI. Isn't this kind of like having a virgin teach about sex techniques?

Gotta love them apples.

Why, thank you for the bolshy wheeze, me droog!

And ghosts. Don't forget ghosts.

Malcolm McDowell doing a rehash of the Philadelphia Experiment?

Here in Savannah, GA, that's a "medium" rat.

And hair. For Dog's sake, give the damn thing some hair that doesn't look like sparse pubes.

The expression, "polishing a turd" comes to mind.

I just love this dance routine for some reason.

Oooo. Gotcha. Still, a little Tim Curry might help. Those "Robinson Crusoe/Swiss Family Robinson" houses look pretty awful, all in all.

People smoke because it is an enjoyable drug, and (even though it is illegal most places to sell them to minors) prosecution for the use of said drug is non-existent.

See if you can lock THAT down, R-2!

Dull, predictable and with cameos by Tim Curry as a victim/villain?