@talithaghetto: For dog's sake, someone has to ... did you see the BMI average in that vid? I mean, I know Orlando is not Miami Beach, but seriously folks, try a salad instead of a halfcow-burger every now and again.

Did that video get yanked real quick or is the viewer busted?

@bungz: "Kate Beckinsale's return to the actually sexy vampire franchise ..."

What a pleasant thing to read on a Saturday morning.

@sephycloneno15: It is the Special Dan Quayle edition, which also includes several variant spellings of "tomato".

Actually, Alasdair, the folk wisdom is that if you cannot walk and chew gum at the same time, you are either a) intellectually challenged or b) a Vice President of the United States of America.

@PiltdownMan: Don't read too much into it, I was just being clever.

@looocas: How sad.

@PiltdownMan: Piltdown, his arms akimbo. Rumtum when the walls fell.

@Merricat: Ditto that ... I was noticing that virtually all of the females in "armor" have exposed parts that, while perhaps sexy in a deviant sort of way, in no way enhances the protection afforded by the suit.

@AngriestGeek: Okay, you are still watching Rambo: First Blood Part II, Fletch, St. Elmo's Fire, National Lampoon's European Vacation, Commando, Rocky IV, Young Sherlock Holmes and you can go on all day.

@ged: Well, I will shamefacedly admit to having seen Crusade (I like Connery) and even sat throughCrystal Skull (it was a gift). But you are correct ... the first was a blast, the rest have felt like second pressings of the same old olives.

@AngriestGeek: How many 25-year-old movies are you still watching?

@Walking Eye!: Gurney man! Gurney man!

@Stompy1: Books do make much better doorstops than DVDs. And did you ever try to roll a cig from a BluRay?

@NightyFury: I agree. All-same problem with The Matrix ... brilliant movie that never needed, or even allowed for, a sequel.

Meh. Is that Woody Allen from Antz I see there? Looks a little beige.

@Walking Eye!: Gurney?

@Optimus-Magnus: Noticed that, didja?

Wow, random stupid statements whined out by Polythene Pleiades Pam for nearly 8 minutes.