The ears and the beard and such makes me think that the bottom half of him would be a horse. He just has a Centaur-like look in that picture for some reason.

So what do they play on it? Turds with Friends?

I always liked Batman and Wonder Woman, if only because it's been pointed out that it'd just be funny per this gem

Cue quiet fangirl rage at the very thought of Wonder Woman, of Diana of Themyscira, stooping to be involved in something so absurd as a love triangle. (Who loathes WW with Superman? Supernumerary does!)

If a baby is left on their back for long periods of time, their soft skulls get flattened on the back. In East-Asia this is associated with neglect, such as an overcrowded orphanage where there are not enough staff to give personal attention to every baby. Korea has a particularly strong history with orphanages, with…

Hotter and just less, I dunno, blahandunfailinglygoodwhilesomehowstillbeingboringasallgetout?

This seems an appropriate place to start this petition:

Hey, lets not forget Mulan!

I'm sorry, "freezing temperatures?" In Vancouver? Yeah, I guess... if you're from the EQUATOR. I mean, it could conceivably be below zero there and thus technically freezing temperatures.

-quoth the bitter and cold Saskatchewanian

Well, he has some issues he's dealing with lately, maybe that's why he's lashing out.

So this dress is really cute and I'd like to own it.

Disliking anal sex does not make you a homophobe. Hijacking the comment thread on an article about the difficult socio-psychological dynamics of coming out so that you can declare how much you dislike the gross people who have poop sex DOES make you homophobic, and kind of a trolly little asshole. So, congratulations…

"Long since been dropped" vs. he was just "cleared" on Thursday and it was a media circus which could have had repercussions in the locker room and the team this very season. Very different story.

Being disgusted by anal sex doesn't make you homophobic - I doubt you could find a single person who isn't disgusted by at least one sex act other people engage in - but being disgusted by gay men because they have anal sex does make you homophobic. Also, plenty of gay guys don't do anal. But then I bet you're just as…

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

Heaven forbid someone ask the football star about the criminal investigation that somehow magically wrapped up just before this game. Oh, no. Can't have that. As we all know, football stars are exempt from all laws regarding sexual abuse and rape. As long as they are winning. Ask Richie Incognito and his golf club…

Honestly, the craziest/most offensive thing in this article is how terrible the attorney is at spelling and grammar.

Not exactly sure why Jansen is talking about Winston as though he was brutally assaulted by Cox. I'm not being flip here — Jansen's response is so out of proportion to what actually happened. And his accusations are so weird. I mean, of course Cox's actions were deliberate. Is that a bad thing? A journalist…

Shut up that crazy woman who wants to talk about rape. Winston is the real victim here. Even the word "investigation" is so upsetting, he shouldn't have to hear it.

Good for her. That's called reporting.