I was expecting to see a design that wasn't leaked months ago, and that didn't look almost exactly like last year's model.

Oh my god the iPad mini is not happening and I wish people would stop talking about it. The same rumour starts up every damn year and it's always wrong. Please. Just stop.

It's funny because it's kind of how I feel Apple is really acting lately. The iPod updates are more compelling than the iPhone 5. :/

YES or even WIFI... I mean come on. You could at least browse the featured songs on iTunes and that means more money for Apple. People still buy the iPod Classic, I do not understand why it's being neglected so badly.

It would seem so. Although if you're not an iPhone user, I can tell you that I have had an iPhone 4 for 2 years with no case, and I've dropped it hundreds of times. Not a single crack on the entire device.

This is a way more compelling upgrade than the iPhone 5.

It's called the "Classic" not the "eternally outdated". They could at least give it a storage bump.

Well, considering Jelly Bean has already been out.. No.

Yeah... I don't see a problem with that. Google won't autocomplete for porn, either. So whatever.

My whole family celebrates Christmas, and not one of us is a creationist or even a practising Christian. It's just a tradition we have always had. It has no connection to religion for us.

That's "good money" for the current most expensive version of the iPhone??? Really?

Shh! You may anger the Gizzods and lose your star!

I would find this awesome if it were, you know, funnier.

iPhone.

Seriously! I can't even remember what phone that is! It probably doesn't even run this app. haha

The most pathetic thing you've ever "readied"? It's "coping" Apple?

No :P

The phones.

Why can't *I* stumble upon jobs like this, god damn it! All my clients have their whits about them...

Wait -... Those are the images they used to advertise the app? Holy crap those are bad images.