This is an unpopular opinion, but: I actually respect Fergie a ton for this. She’s a woman who pissed herself on stage at an awards show and finished the damn set. Despite constant criticism of her voice, she basically always sings live. I kinda feel like she kicked meth and then was was just like “How bad could it…

Cats are more loyal. And more humane. Most are less orange.

Counterpoint: What if it’s a badass antique blacksmith apron?

While that’s an excellent timeline, I prefer the one where he experienced a complete meltdown on national live TV and was reduced to tears and repeating bingbingbingBONG and making gun shooty fingers at April Ryan because she was there and may have moved her head in an offensive way.

The news cycle has blessedly been all about the “Fire and Fury” book, with local DC bookstores having Harry Potter-like lines for midnight releases. In 7° weather.

Seriously, let them. Let them do their fucking investigation, gather what they can, convene a grand jury, indict her, put her on trial—the works. If the prosecution can avoid having the case kicked during the criminal justice equivalent of the pleadings stage of the proceedings, and avoid getting the case kicked on…

Good god, he is a moron. Proof right there in that tweet.

I just got home from a lovely Christmas dinner with my wife’s family. There were 7 kids and 19 adults and my daughter spent the whole time wearing a Cinderella dress. Nobody talked politics and Trump’s name wasn’t uttered once.

So, how long is the Hollywood Purge going to continue? Not that it’s a bad thing it’s happening, it’s just gotten to the point where I wake up every morning wondering who did what to whom without consent next.

Oof that is painful to see. This new USA sucks so much.

“I have lots of pie recipes and pictures of pie and I picked some berries, made a pie crust, made a berry pie, cut the berry pie, somehow the pie got eaten, and I broke all the dishes and then threw them in the ocean. I don’t know who the fuck ate that pie, though.”

Nah.

TMZ is the worst. I’m firmly on Kathy Griffin’s side on this one.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

If he can cultivate widespread distrust in the FBI and CIA among his nutjob supporters and spineless constituents, then the results of their investigations on his illegal activities will be invalid.

Trump and the President of the Virgin Islands got along so well, they spent the day together:

My breasts didn’t much change except for the purple huge nipples. Oh, and it was more uncomfortable to sleep on my belly. I stopped lactating like three weeks ago and everything is back to normal.

“No child should ever feel hungry, stalked, frightened, terrorized, bullied, isolated or afraid, with nowhere to turn,”

I’m glad you said it. Do you watch House of Cards? If so, remember when Frank was playing with that app that merges two people’s faces together and he had his face and Claire’s face and kept playing with it? Anyways, SHS looks like that app if the left face were her disgusting father and the right face were the…

Her soul is as ugly as her face. Or her face is as ugly as her soul. What was ugly first: her soul or her face? Meh - look at her genetic pool. She never had a chance.