Ted’s children are merely cautious about their dad hoarking up one of those brain slugs and it getting into their ears.

They’re already “famous.” (Not really sure famous is quite the word to describe them.) Jezebel has been breaking down Real Housewives for awhile now. If you don’t watch the show, maybe don’t read an article about it. **shrug**

I made a kinja account *just* to point out that no one has mentioned, IMO, the episode’s most egregious faux pas: Sonja opening up Dorinda’s sealed garment bag containing orange satin pj’s that were a gift from her late husband AND PUTTING THEM ON AND WEARING THEM TO BREAKFAST! Dorinda must have been on like ten lbs…

Oh, your gif reminds me:

Thoughts:

I was a huge fan of the Cosby Show growing up. But I will never watch that shit again, nor will I watch anything with Phylicia Rashad, Malcolm Jamal Warner or Keisha Knight Pullam because they’ve all caped for that fucklord.

I will die on this hill right here with you. Can I sit down?

Amal > Beyonce

I assume she’s currently letting him think it’s possible and then when he shows up for the ride it’ll just be a lesser, unliked corgie, pulling a badly spray painted child’s wagon. Painted silver.

Last week I was walking around Union Square to get to Whole Foods and was treated to the following view: a young woman wearing what seemed to be a white bathing suit or leotard and a sweatshirt on top of a guy laying on the grass. As she straddled him and lay on top of him her crotch was in full display of passersby.…

Because this whole thread made me curious, I went and looked up the brunch menu at the Ritz in Toronto - they do in fact have ricotta pancakes (they call them “hotcakes”) on the menu. They come with some cherry sauce, and they sound delicious. Ricotta is listed right there in the title, and Jaden Smith is, and…

Sounds delicious. I assume he ordered ricotta pancakes not knowing that ricotta is cheese.

Lemony ricotta pancakes are amazing. With lemon curd. Lemony good!

We’ve(Men) proven we don’t know what the fuck we’re doing, we’re just doing it with more confidence- way more dangerous. It was yall’s turn to do this shit right. Sorry.

I thought she was awful in that drug movie (only watched for Aaron-Taylor-Johnson because duh), but pretty good in that shark movie!*

I’m gonna watch the shit out of this.

Needs more Dowager Countess.

Hi, I think I might be able to shed some light on this perplexing dilemma that you describe..

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I’m not sure why she left. But both the girls and Abby were mean to her.