This is total redemption for Chloe, Paige and Brooke.

I failed math three times and only continued on to the next grade because I kept moving to a new school where my old failing grade was considered a passing grade. I am terrible at math - if there is a form of dyslexia that only applies to numbers, I have it. That being said, knowing I am borderline retarded when it…

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE

They really could have edited the photos down to half what was chosen. First I would have cut is this “sad sand baby”.

Does he know we can see him? Is he doing a buddy movie with Steven Seagal?

He looks like a generic store brand Kenny Rogers.

I only clicked on this article to see what everyone was saying about that hair.

Is that hair real? Is that hair now? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAIR?!?!

I probably wouldn’t talk to Caitlyn either if I was Khloé.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

He was also pro-apartheid. Let that sink in.

I don’t eat out.

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

Team: no one. Every single person on this show is awful in their own special way. And I love them for it.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Ok. That Overlook Hotel idea wouldn’t let me alone until I actually made one.

Barron, darnit! I accidentally gave him a name that doesn’t immediately evoke thoughts of extreme wealth. Poor kid, he’s lucky his name isn’t Maxamillion.

Me, tipsy, out loud to no one: “Who the fuck is Brandon?!”

Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.

Except he screwed HRC for no reason so I don’t know where the fuck he’s coming from.