Surprised no one has made a Barron or Tiffany one of these yet. . . 

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

By the way, 2017 Lindsay Lohan thinks upwards of 14 $1 bills and a foreign ten note are a “fabulous prize.” Her words, not mine.

Did she just refer to me as a bitch?

AJ is in my opinion, BY FAR, the most overrated entertainer/actor in American film history. And it isn’t even close.

Utterly awful. No need to call Scooby and the gang to unravel this mystery.

I, myself, am I huge proponent of the theory that, as an older man subject to all the metabolic changes men are subject to as they age, he suffered some sort of injury that, serious or not, hampered his ability to keep up his workout regimen, leading to weight gain.

I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

Poor Jules Wainstein has been replaced with onetime socialite Tinsley Mortimer who, for some reason, lived with Sonja during filming.

He wants to one up Madonna by adopting a penguin. Madonna ain’t got one of those, now, does she?

that plaintive there were teams ‘bout slayed me, psh.

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

I didn’t even know that I had such a deep crush on Keanu Reeves until I read that interview. Now I’m off to put my first name with his last name all over my notebook!

Jax is a bisexual Homer Simpson.

Titled. Just titled.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

This is so messy and low budget. The world is laughing at us.

There is a seriously good chance that this motherfucker will get us all killed.

Waving a cell phone at someone is weaksauce. You have to care enough to buy and carry a PURPOSE BUILT prop.

Is it wrong that I feel let down that it was just a few people protesting and one guy yelling “shame”?