I don’t come here to have to google people, Bobby...

Johnny Depp is becoming a dirtier, drunker, less-rich Charles Foster Kane.

Well, his kids run the businesses, Bannon runs him and the country, leaving the orange shit-gibbon to stare at the glowy box and bitch about it on Twitter.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Can’t you just feel them sawing your crotch in half?

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—

WOULD HUG*.

In the UK, there’s the realisation that the US collapsing will likely mean a swift post-Brexit UK-US trade deal, as it suddenly becomes the sole good PR low hanging fruit available to Trump.

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

I would eat freeze dried balls of coffee, and yes, I’m ashamed of myself

I haven’t had it as an adult but I liked it when I was kid, but then I also liked candy corn, so take that with a grain of salt.

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These four years are going to be looooooong.

Saturday morning, Trump tweeted that Lewis is “all talk” and “no action”—...

I did, once it was on hbo. It is a very, very bad movie, but if you’ve developed a crush on Jamie Dornan from watching the fall (like me!) then watching it for free once to see the sex parts is worth it. If you have no interest in him, then, hard pass (it’s really bad).

It was just really silly. But Johnson was good in it. It wasn’t like Battlefield Earth bad. Or like a Showgirls campy trash masterpiece. It’s just a ridiculous story that was fun to watch for a laugh.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

I don’t even know the football things, but I get this joke and I like this joke.

For my work, I move our employees from a home location to another location so they can work on projects/open offices/etc. To move a family from one location to another in two weeks is almost impossible. There is immigration considerations to consider, schooling if they have children, sale of houses/cars/furniture that…