College newspapers are not a billion-dollar business.

You didn't know that the cartoon depiction of shining white teeth was racist? Hm. Hard to believe. Now you know:

Totally agree. Whitlock skewered the Fab Five film for those reasons, although he emphasized the Ewing Hoyas instead of UNLV; I was so impressed that it's taken me a long time to lower my estimation of Whitlock back down where it belongs. He got this one right:

Never mind, that was needlessly rude and argumentative, so I'm editing that out. Too early in the day for me.

Came here to comment, but you've got it covered. This is just a little reverb on it.

I'm glad you and your redskin friends aren't offended, but calling you that is something I can only do tongue-in-cheek. Otherwise, it can't come out of my mouth, except as the name of this team. I don't need to check with you to know that this word would be at best ridiculous and at worst an indication of actual…

I have heard it while in my car, same as the Dan Patrick show. I could run down what's wrong with every show available, if you're deaf and can't figure out why someone switches from station to station, fleeing from one thing or another, whether it's Dan Patrick's ego sores oozing puss, or Jay Mohr's annoying sound…

Makes sense.

Not sure who would pay her to call it a draw, but it's not my money.

Stepped on a fanboy's toes. So, the day is not a total loss.

Dan Patrick apparently aspires to be Pat O'Brien (sans the cocaine and hooker scandal, presumably), if you've ever heard O'Brien's radio show on Fox. He does the constant name-dropping and the on-air berating of employees less than half his age, really the exact same ego shitstorm at a different radio frequency.

This was a slaughter. The comments are on point, specific, and based on 'facts' as best they are known. The SI guys come off as company men who don't know what to say, and don't believe what they do end up saying. They came to a knife fight wielding sporks.

Outside of legal procedures, the term 'hearsay' is useless.

As one who spent a couple of decades in Japan, and was forced to the slow realization of the actual facts of sumo, the real thing is fixed, to an extent that made me give it up while I was still there. It's a culture first and a sport second, and it's rigged.

Best ISWYDT gif ever.

Distinguishing hard bop from bebop "ain't" that hard either, but you've got to be a jazz listener to do it.

Why play football at all?

Jeez, people got all serious about this, huh? I chortled quite the chuckle myself. It's a fucking blooper, y'all, cool out.

"What in the blue hell do I pair with sushi?"

Haphazard is the new thing. Very tough to play against.