Of course, he could always play about five years past the point when he's any good, sticking around with no thought of team or anything else but the hit record and the money that it will bring in. That's how Charlie Hustle did it.

I said Game Pass, but I meant Game Rewind. You're probably right about the price of Game Pass, I'm not sure—it's for outside the US, and it does stream games live. Game Rewind is inside the US, but not live.

There's not a league in the world giving out their game footage for free like that. But you can get Game Pass for $70/yr, and watch complete games any time there's not a live game on TV. Gets you the All-22 as well...like anyone has time in their lives to sit and study the All-22.

Ouchy.

Another Texas trio. Rock and roll will never die.

..."we were bored" or similar sociopathic-sounding explanations by juvenile offenders is actually relatively common.

...and bragged on facebook "bang, two drops in two hours."

I'm typing from the woods outside Corvallis. Eastern Oregon is a lifestyle away.

Speed lost me when This Week In Nascar went to Showtime, or wherever the hell it went; always enjoyed Michael Waltrip and Chad Knaus on that show. Stacy David's GearZ was also another favorite. Nobody cares, I know, but there it is, a plain Jane eulogy for a plain Jane network.

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Yeah, I'm right in line with Austinites of that time, I'm totally gay for Major Applewhite. He actually did a year of sports talk radio, just after he graduated, with a guy named Kevin Dunn, and that year was a highlight of the genre for me. I learned a lot from listening to him; I then forgot it all, but I do know…

Chris fucking Simms. There's a part of me that still wants to believe in that guy.

Take painkillers and try this, bub.

"Hey, babe, you left your sunglasses at the Mezzaluna...thought you might, heh heh, need your sunglasses this evening, so I, heh heh...brought 'em on by your place..."

Well, that's OK, then. For a minute I thought it was the 2008 game when [Name redacted for it shall not be uttered—or typed—in my home], a freshman DB, dropped that interception. Although I don't live in Austin any more, I was a Horns fan then, and that game made me holler at my TV so much my entire neighborhood…

"I've eaten food, and if I hadn't, I'd be dead. So I'm performing better, so food is a PED. Ha, running rings around you, logic-wise!"

You can get a small AC unit cheaply, if you have the right windows for it. If your windows slide side to side instead of up and down, there are no low-cost AC options that I know of.

It's only love. God knows it ain't no crime.

Simmons has always had a huge wannabe streak to him. When he first came to ESPN.com, the first dislike I took to him was because he never missed a chance to use "white" as what he thinks is a devastating pejorative; I think he's toned that down a little. In this vid, just a little tic, he doesn't miss a chance to…

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