The Dearth Lineup

Solution: Play VIDEOBALL on the Chapo stream

Now knowing the backstory...what a staredown from Xhana after that first goal.

Hmmmm

Totally read that as him ordering two beers at the same time. Barry’s “and then and then and then” attack is disingenuous. He never said “drank,” he said “ordered.” The combination of “ordered” plus “and then” means it all happened at the same time, as far as I’m concerned.

Probably not the takeaway here, but Chris Farley was 5'9"?

The Rockets lost the minute Ted Cruz tweeted a picture of his blobfish mug from courtside.

I’m a huge Jackets fan and have never been to a Monsters game, but my CBJ friends tell me those games are great. Partly because the Q has a game ops staff that knows what it’s doing and knows how to entertain.

Cool that the guy who got high and mighty about “taco chips” straight up mangled the word “bupkis”

I’d always hoped to see Clue Heywood back on Deadspin.

How soon we forget this certified banger:

Check out the bald guy with the white cup behind the Memphis bench. He missed the entire play while looking at his phone...which, I dunno man, when you hear the crowd swell on the fastbreak, shouldn’t you at least look up?

PISS ON EDDIE SHORE! PISS ON OLD TIME HOCKEY!

The NHL would fuck up a one-car parade.

I got a Switch last week, so BotW and trying not to start the Golf Story I just bought. And I reeeeally need to put some time into Persona 5. Got 75 hours in a few weeks and life happened, so I gotta get back while it’s still a little fresh.

Adam Deadmarsh!

I’m all-in on Spotify. My method: Monday is my “Discover Weekly” playlist and any albums/bands I learn about from there, and I’ll loop that a few times to allow songs to grow on me.

Erik Karlsson is one of the best defensemen alive and a generational talent, yet I can never get over how bad his facial hair is. No Cup havin’ David Arquette lookin’ ass

I think of that book every time I shave because early on there’s a metaphor for being so engrossed in how you’re doing something, you don’t really step back and look at the bigger picture. Also yes, that book rules.

What’s this about Greg Howard?