(made in reply to @owengood's fantastic tweet)

No athletes should be mic'ed up...except for hockey players.

Solo here at 1:39 does a pretty good job.

Big Poppy peed on my couch.

Not the NYC subway, but I live/work in rural South Carolina and the bathroom is the happenin' place. All kinds of cross-bathroom talk at the urinals. One assistant will even follow his boss in there if they're having a conversation and the head guy's gotta pee. Think it's a small-town Southern thing.

One of my favorite tweets:

Marko Dano's first NHL goal.

This kinja is basura

Pretty sure she writes for Gawker.

You're really good at food, very brave to write this and we're all super proud of you.

I thought we were done with O.J. recollections, but then here comes this asshole to beat a dead horse.

"Do you know where you are right now?"

Man, a lot of sports people I like and respect (like this site) hold Dan Le Batard in high regard but...I don't get him, I guess.

Honestly, are people supposed to watch this show with the sound on?

I suppose you don't *have* to stay at the hotel they provide, but there's a shuttle and a rate break and you have to be there at like 7:30 in the morning. Local alternates play in case someone gets sick and they don't stay at the hotel. You also don't get your money until 120 days after the show airs, so if I won 11…

I was on Jeopardy a few months ago. You're right, all the contestants are at a nearby hotel but...it'd be tough to swing a threesome. I was the youngest (26) and probably the most relaxed of the 15 or so that were there (five tapings in a day) but nobody is there to fuck around, figuratively. I know as soon as I got…

I went to a hockey playoff game last week and they gave out white shirts. Not everyone wore them, but my thing was, "I paid $300 for this jersey, it's a playoff game, I'm not covering it up with some tissue paper XL tee."

It's barely 12 hours old, but this one.

"Every two months we get a letter from someone pissed off that there's no NFL 2K5,"

Right. But this wasn't Whalers-Pens. This was Game 6 of the NBA Finals. Some of the best players of all time. Elimination game. The whole season.