Nah, he didn't.

BUNK NEVER WOULDA DONE THIS

As always with this discussion, RIP NFL2K5.

Yeah, I'm the guy who made this and you're absolutely right. That and how often Simms says someone's doing a good job, normally regarding a block.

Holocaust victims really in "No One Believes in Us!" mode here.

What sport would be most likely to open up a jerk store? Least?

I really don't see any harm in leaving it up if we all pretend he's running to the bathroom seven minutes before halftime.

Obviously he's "team Heat" if he's burning things. He's outside. Lazy journalism.

"I make the saves around here," Jonathan said icily.

It's one thing to Commit to the Indian, but this Wounded Knee thing is a little ridiculous.

And reality takes one step closer to "Back to the Future II."

Looks like that "FUCK WARNING" came about three years too early.

It's always good idea to have "The Sprinkler" halfway out of the holster.

Crying, Heat, heart...they are thisclose to summoning Captain Planet.

She'll be a solid fourth-liner for the Penguins in no time.

Damn it. It took me way too long for my reply, and you beat me to it.

While I applaud your knowledge pertaining to the allegiances of Pennsylvania sports fans, I feel it necessary to point out some flaws in your response. The ad portrays Andy, Dwight and Phyllis as die-hard Steelers fans. The show's seven seasons have established Scranton-area roots for both Phyllis and Dwight…

So Bob Fischel was right about the answer being obvious.

"Jack Dickey?" Looks like Magary's got himself a pseudonym.

An autoplaying "Here Comes The Bride" MIDI would really tie this thing together.