Roycesraphim
Roycesraphim
Roycesraphim

Guard 1: Yea, the prisoner in Cell 101? He’s been here since... I dunno when.
Guard 2: I know! My father guarded him, as did his grandfather.
G1: There’s a religious cult outside the walls that constantly pray to him, like an immortal god.
G2: Those cultists are so annoying sometimes, but they might be onto something...

...

Oh my god. 

Easter Sunday 1995. Buffet place that catered to the old and the cheap.

Some of these are disgusting, some are disturbing.  This one is the one that’s straight up WHAT THE ACTUAL, METAPHORICAL AND PHYSICAL FUCK?

I worked in hospitality for years. At one hip, swanky celebrity hotspot, one woman, apparently a former Playmate, stumbled past a table on her way to the restroom, scooped up a cocktail from another diner’s (ie. total stranger’s) table and downed it like a shot. She then returned to her stool at the bar where she

I worked at a cafe in a seedy part of town going though the early phases of an awkward hipster gentrification. (This is back when we were still using the word “hipster” btw.) During a weekend brunch/lunch sort of rush, we had a homeless man come in (not uncommon at all) and sit down at a table for a while. We tried

Mine: Breakfast at a local diner with the open kitchen setup. Had just ordered when the line cook sneezes all over the griddle without covering his mouth. He proceeds to wipe his nose on his unclothed arm and go right back to flipping sausage and eggs. I got up and walked right out.

I worked at the same chinese place as my wife. It’s a semi-basement unit in an old downtown with drop ceilings.

I own an untouched rural parcel of land and my neighbor clear cut my old growth trees from the bottom 1/3 of it. Once this quarantine is over, I get to head to the Ozarks and start fighting a man in court about tree stumps and the value of old growth

The hand mouths were creepy as all get out. Also as a 90’s kid who’s first encounter with Spider-Man was the Fox Kids series, I disproportionately inflated Morbious in my mind as a Spider-Man heavy, and his villainous desire for PLASMA.

On the other hand (a pun!), as a parent, I would much rather walk in on my kids playing pretend vampire by putting their hands on each other’s shoulders rather than seeing them actually biting one another!

How the fuck does one equate Oprah with Bill Cosby? Fucking R Kelly who urinated on a 13 year old girl??? You can’t have an honest discussion using bad faith arguments. They are serial rapists. You can’t compare the two.

Who did Oprah rape?

I have my issues with Oprah but I’m sorry who did she drug, hold hostage, sexually assault or was accused of sexually assaulting? False equivalency , do better.

How can Snoop be a “sell-out”? You have to stand for something and then let it fall to sell out. What ideals has Snoop ever stood for, what philosophy has he ever upheld, what group has he represented? As far as I know, all he’s ever been is a pop artist, selling rhymes and beats for cash. I’m not arguing his recent re

The interesting thing about the show too, is that while it contains some of the usual exploitative anime tropes, it actually portrays the sex industry and sex in general in a very positive light. Everyone is consenting. Everyone is (mostly) having fun.

Imagine playing a modern riff of Lovecraft, thinking the idea is pretty cool, then going on to read almost any of his writing. Like, close your eyes and throw a dart at a board picking what to read.

Reread The Call of Cthulu and pay attention to his descriptions of people, you’ll notice that it’s not as separate from his writings as you think.