My mother is African American, my father is African, we fled a warzone in 1990, and I still find this funny.

OMG! Why haven't I tried this before?

I know, but I am a mere 30 year old college student under mountains of debt, dare I upgrade?

Postal 2 had two good features, one was an open world to explore and find guns.

“You can kill me, just fuck me first!”

Sadly, I rock XP

Nice start, now do the covenant attack on Earth from Halo 2 (damn you vista) and you'll have my interest.

I would not mind an aquaman game in Atlantis where you are a young kirk I mean aquaman, dicking around, chuggin' beer, getting tail, then shit gets real and you have to crack a couple skulls.

Do not fight your opponent head on, attack them from the side where they are weak.

Megaforce, an early attempt at a trans media property.

Females killing other females to secure a better chance of mating with a limited supply of males, checks out.

Exactly! That knife is small for a child, much less a grown man.

I can't be sure but I think the tomato and onion one would have been better if you had a real fucking knife!

Was that prepubescent camel toe?

That does bring up a point about the series, GTA's cities and Rockstar's tech have progressed to the point where multiplayer can be more about multiple players doing the exact same thing they did in single player.

Yes you can.

His clapping matches the Harlem Shake video quite well.

Dragons – Steam Machines – Legends speak of their coming, but little is known outside of rumors and speculation claiming what they’re truly capable of. Could bring about a new era

This feels like Gundam, except without all the flash, I like it.

Has there every been an open world game for PC or console that had a money sink for either levels or weapons that seemed fair and fun?