Every article, every mention and I fear him going to NJ. I mean Jack Hughes is supposed to be awesome, but Kappo Kakko looks like the scorer we’ve needed since Jagr.

You may be in a locker, but you’re 100% right and I’m kicking myself.

If you’re saving $400 per year by tipping 2% less then you’re spending $20000/yr on dining out (pre tax) Bet that 400 bucks means a lot to you.

“Made free throws are all alike; every missed free throw is missed in its own way.”
                                                         - Leo Tolstoy, probably

+1 football move

I am increasingly (and irrationally!) frustrated by your refusal to acknowledge that the Porzingis trade could prove to be transformative for the Knicks. It is too soon to dismiss it as just one more LOLKNICKS bad decision merely because different people employed by this organization made many LOLKNICKS bad decisions p…

I would add that if you want not to go, but still earn some points buy the guy a good bottle of whiskey for the event as a means to contribute but not participate. This BIL is going to be a part of your life for the foreseeable future, and it’s a small gesture everyone involved should appreciate. 

welcome back

The other problem with so many takes is that they are all incorrect takes. Porzingis just isn’t as good as advertised. He’s not a superstar. He has the potential to be, but he’s never actually played close to that level for any extended period of time. Currently he is a pretty one dimensional big man who gets pushed…

To be fair this one didn't have random Ringer shade.

Also, hey, heads up, there are two “that one soccer guy now.”

At least Chris has never dumped on a trade with a take that aged as well as Louis CK’s standup: https://deadspin.com/indianas-haul-from-the-paul-george-trade-is-looking-wor-1797171066

But what I really want to talk about here is the scourge of New Year’s Eve weddings. I haven’t actually had to attend one yet, thank god, but increasingly hear of family and friends doing so. What the hell?

Build a wall at the three point line and make Golden State pay for it. Shut down the NBA until they agree to do so.

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Yeah, listen, I’m all for an athlete dunking on some heckling rube on Twitter. That’s all in good fun. But you never full-scale engage in a multi-tweet showdown and you DEFINITELY do not do a Barstool-esk targeted harassment campaign against them.

I was thinking of “For the discerning lonely drinker.”

You could have spent your mornings watching “Fox and Friends”, so don’t be too hard on your past self.

Rick Maese reports he didn’t consult them before doing this. The academic equivalent of a crotch grab. Huge respect.