Finally!!!!

Please forward this to Drew as an early submission for WYTS: Giants Edition—

That makes sense.  I can tell you with 100% certainty, though, that Sunday afternoon is the absolute worst time to go to the grocery store, at least the one I live next door to.

At what point in the future will ties be seen as unnecessary and antiquated? I’m talking about the things that people laboriously knot around their necks when wearing a suit. They are the powdered wigs of our time.

My references would make a lot more sense if anyone else had seen Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.

Me too.  My brother-in-law keeps sending me their shit and I’m like “dude, I’m not opening this.”

Me too.  My brother-in-law keeps sending me their shit and I’m like “dude, I’m not opening this.”

The only Benihana here in Baltimore is delivery only.  I have not gotten it, because 1) too expensive and 2) why would you get delivery hibachi????

I came to say the same thing.  I say “goddamn it Miel” out loud at least once per episode.  The last episode with Zach and Jess was great.  And I can’t unsee that video of Africa set to clips of the Hulk.

Yeah but what if Kristaps upends the NBA power structure first?

This post is a little rude to that Knox dunk (which thankfully already has its own post).

They should consult @NFLOfficiating on whether he lost possession.

Imagine living in a town called Mouth Mouse.

That Dawg (Pound) Will Hunt

Save your breath. Any other team getting two first-round picks, a second-year point guard with promise (DSJ isn’t garbage yet, Lonzo isn’t garbage yet, D’Angelo Russell is very good now*), and significant cap space (which is always good to have if you’re not competing, whether or not you spend it) in exchange for a…

Of course teams have the contractual right to trade players, and everyone on both sides agrees that’s a good thing, for the quality of the sport and of the business and of the product and sometimes to the good of the players as well.

Something something Gloria James something Delonte West something something Snickers satisfies.

Believe me, I get it. But I believe Donnie’s marching orders in 2010 were to use the cap space to get SOMEBODY, so that’s what he did (and although the contract was clearly a disaster, Amare looked like a decent call for a while too — remember the 30-point game streak, which in hindsight was probably the ridiculously…

People are tired of hearing from me on this topic, but I disagree that the Knicks NEED to get Durant and another superstar for this trade to be worth it. Granted, if they do a real Knicks thing and spend the money on max contracts on, like, Goran Dragic and Al Horford, it’ll be a disaster and they’ll deserve all the…