Ok, so you’re a quarterback-needy NFL team, and your (non-collusion) options are Flacco and Eli. Who ya got?

Yeah, Thanksgiving definitely wins the sides-off.  But I think your solution is the best of both worlds!

Ham is better than turkey.  Fight ME.

Dan’s dad knows which side his bread is buttered on.

I like the MC, particular at the end when he’s like “you know you coulda . . . ah fuck it, whatever, it’s over.”

But surely nobody thinks their sous vide needs WiFi!

The possibilities abound.

You guys, please.  I’m with you, but don’t allow yourselves to get worked up by an article from Marc fucking Berman.

Look, I don’t BLAME Drew, and I honestly wish him the best and a speedy recovery. But no Williams-Sonoma hater’s guide?

How dare you quote a Marc Berman article and pretend anyone thinks anything he says is at all credible or relevant.

I have to admit — on November 5, I was very upset at you for calling Frank butt.

I’ve never even met Antonio Brown and I’m fairly certain he isn’t the type to be motivated by being called out in the media.

My understanding on this particular point (which, I want to make clear, is not at all relevant to the serious issues raised in this post) is that it’s not at all uncommon.  Apparently a LOT of restaurants featured on shows like “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives” have had to close based on increased success after appearing…

As usual, I appreciated what Jenny Vrentas contributed to the conversation.

Sometimes I remember that I used to watch Mike & Mike every morning between 2008 and 2010 and it makes me so embarrassed. Twenty-somethings are fucking dumb.

I’m just happy that it turns out the Knicks weren’t the last team to realize Melo is bad now.

I hope Beltran’s second-youngest knows not to go out on a called strike three.

It seems like Loh deserves a modicum of credit here. He’s taking this action without any buy-in from the Board after actually listening what people had to say about the decision to keep Durkin. It’s not clear what further repercussions he could face for the action. He’s doing it too late, but he is doing the right…

It’s Mischief Night, you heathen.

LeBron’s not LeBron NOW.  LeBron’s always been LeBron.