Players who are LeBron now (a running list):
Rover537
Rover538
Tucker was also 71/71 on extra points in his college career.
This is all happening because of Jeremy Bearimy.
I cannot believe I had to look this far down the comments to see the first reference to the Spicy Chicken Sandwich. It is without a doubt the best sandwich in fast food history. Everyone else (including Drew first and foremost) is insane.
Tatum winked at Embiid! That was cool too.
But he’s not just a random player. He IS on my team. That’s what makes it fun!
I will take your lived experience as a valid criticism of my position. I’ve never had the most exciting RB on my team before; you have. I hope we don’t get to that point. I should change my argument to “FOR NOW, Barkley is all I need.”
I’m probably a bad fan (I know I’m a bad fan), but I really don’t give a shit that the team sucks. I’ve seen two Super Bowl wins in the last 11 years. I don’t NEED another one of those for a while. Barkley is what I needed. I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
Anyway, buy it and I’ll try to finish off the next book for you as soon as I can.
Let me speak for some subset of Knicks fans when I say: thank goodness! Like Butler, Kyrie would immediately be the best member of the 2018 Knicks (no KP version), and like Butler, I want nothing to do with him. We’ve tried that way! It doesn’t work. Just. Keep. Building.
It should be noted that “quality veterans, top prospects, future assets and salary-cap relief,” are literally all of the things that can be traded.
Yayyyyyyy!
I’m so glad I finally believe the Knicks won’t do it. (Queue up the “Lucy holding football” gif.) I don’t think they’d give up the picks; I don’t think they want to pay to keep him long term either.
- My name is Jake . . .
- Achievement in Voice Acting: Give Will Arnett an Emmy, please and thank you.
“I am also America!!”
Fair enough.
INSTEAD WE WILL SPEND OUR AUTUMN SUNDAYS IN OBLIVIOUS JOY SIPPING SPICED PEAR GIN FIZZES WATCHING PEDRO ALMODOVAR MOVIES
Let’s all chill out out there, guys.