I mean, I like and get this joke, at least. Tough crowd.

More like Andy Bitter, amirite?

I don’t remember this cartoon, but all this being shared by someone named Moltar does delight me.

No mention of the Aggro Crag OR Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!  Get bent buddy.

How bad are things with the Mets? I’m also a Knicks fan, and I would gladly take James Dolan owning them for the rest of my life in exchange for the Wilpons being pushed out tomorrow.

BoJack is the best show, period, on television now, and it getting zero nominations is so baffling to me. Even more baffling? None of the great voice work on BoJack was recognized while Seth fuckin’ McFarlane was nominated twice in the category!! 

I do have it handy to check — the dialogue is lifted directly from McCarthy’s text. (Sorry for the god awful picture.)

Knowing my luck, he’ll sell both teams to Fred Wilpon.

Lots of people will yell at you. But I just wanted to say those are good GOATs.

Without context, I’d think that’s funny and hungry.  Is fangry better?

Exactly.  Another thing that isn’t scripted out hours before it starts?  The NBA Draft.

That being said, to be clear -- I’m not doubting Woj, and I would not be at all surprised if this is exactly how it shakes out.  I just don’t think you can “tip” a pick six hours before the draft even starts.

I understand that.  I also understand what tipping a pick or a pitch is.  I’m saying this isn’t that.

Can you tip a pitch to the first six batters before the game even starts?  Because that’s what’s happening here.

Serious question — isn’t it only tipping picks if you’re tweeting about it after the pick is in? That was my understanding of the NFL draft controversy. This is just speculation — well educated Woj speculation, not my “Doncic will fall to 4 and the Knicks will trade THJ and 9 for Parsons and 4" speculation/ insanely wi…

“There are LITERALLY INJURIES!!  It’s GREAT!!”

I’m rooting for Mexico for the reasons Robert De Niro said. Also because I like Mexico.

Rutt’s Hut may not serve Texas Weiners, but it’s better than the Hot Grill. And give me an Italian hot dog from Jimmy Buff’s over either one any day.

Alternate explanation — millennials are experiencing this phenomenon called “getting old.”

Not to mention that cereal is just about the least healthy thing you could eat.