In the 2013-14 season, the 37-45 Knicks were one game better than the 36-46 Nuggets.

You should find out if they’re hiring writers for BoJack Horseman!

You spelled “roasted until crisp with olive oil and a bunch of salt” wrong.

I was really hoping Schmidt and Winston would stumble upon Z Is For Zombie while going through Nick’s old journals and it would somehow become his next big hit.

Hey, I like most of those things! Am I a professional athlete?

In my mind, the enduring image from The Sandlot is the dog’s floppy balls, and the enduring image from this movie is Gloria’s . . . you know what? Never mind.

I re-watched this movie a couple of months ago and I concur, it holds up.

She was also on ER for a while.

Plus Season 2 of The Andy Daly Podcast Pilot Project a bunch of months early! The last ep (a Gil & Golly pilot that introduced Carl Tart and Jess McKenna to the pilot project game) was excellent, and we’re getting ever closer to the live sequel to the classic “The Travel Bug with August Lindt”!!

How you have the self-control to not spend half of this video making jokes about the dog’s balls is beyond me.

Sam Darnold is, of course, Gen X. He bought the “Singles” soundtrack at a Sam Goody in high school.

The Giants need a punter. I would love for them to sign King.

After getting through the “Blah” teams and not seeing the Mets, I was prepping myself to get pissed off about whatever their write-up said. But then I got to them, and . . . yep, she pretty much nailed it!

That’s only the meat product. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/baloney

Baloney. It’s a great movie with an utterly unsympathetic protagonist.

Falco, however, digs deep into a rare big-screen showcase (her last great movie role was in John Sayles’ Sunshine State, way back in 2002)

It is, admittedly, a hyper-specific personal hatred, but I have a disability that affects my grip strength, so I am unable to operate these new-fangled upside down bottles — the plastic they use is harder to squeeze, and the nozzle takes too much pressure to get anything through. So it really annoys me that Heinz…

I grew up on Heinz. Hunt’s is better.

Advertising and entering licensing agreements with various pizza places after threatening to funnel customers to their competitors could make it profitable. Isn’t this basically the model Movie Pass follows?  

Kumail’s immediate “oh no” when Thomas starts the voice is one of my favorite things ever.