Now the question no one wants me to ask:

I know, I was joking. Watch what you want. I love Blindspot. It is what it is.

Sorry to be that guy, but . . . you should really watch Breaking Bad and (especially) The Sopranos, which are incredible. (If Walter White is too much of an asshole, just watch Better Call Saul.)

I feel exactly the same as you about Westworld, but I will keep watching it, for reasons I’m not sure about. (It looks cool? I want to support Evan Rachel Wood and Shannon Woodward? I’m here for Thandie Newton as a revenge-driven bad-ass rebel?) But Legion season 1 was the shit, can’t wait for that to start up again.

There are a lot of different ways the Giants could go in this draft; the only one that would totally piss me off on draft day is taking a fucking guard from Notre Dame at #2. So that’s what I’m fully expecting them to do.

There’s some fifth-grader you’ve never heard of in a suburb of Kansas City who’s still two years away from the growth spurt that’ll make him dominant on his junior high team and convince him to focus all his energy on becoming the greatest basketball player in the world. In 20 years we’ll all be amazed at the things…

I agree, but who picked these entrants? The pies are all specific pies; the cakes are (in part) categories of cake (birthday, pound, coffee, bundt, wedding). If the pies were in categories (fruit pie, savory pie, cream pie, etc.) that side wouldn’t be as impressive. Conversely, if they listed more specific cakes, my…

Somebody clearly is not a Doughboys fan. The Tournament of Chompions is the best bracket of all.

She was great on Burning Love, though.

I’d rather have the flight delayed, and then canceled, and then the pilot quits, and then the airline goes out of business, and then the airport shuts down, and then all flights are grounded, and then humans lose the knowledge necessary for mechanical flight, than be on a barf plane.

Dude, if you were really woke, like, race and gender woke, then Girls Trip would have replaced Get Out as your wokeness indicator months ago. You ain’t woke.

I think Hannibal Buress said it best:

Jack, if you’re reading this, I hope you’ve listened to the podcast “U Talkin’ U2 To Me”, because it will change your life. Hell, I hate U2 and Scott & Scott almost made me reconsider.

It’s true that her story wasn’t splashed all over NBC, but the did do a 2/3 minute spot on her and her childhood friend who lives in Seoul meeting up at the airport, which is more than most athletes get. It was sweet.

Because the ball thing came first, and was completely separate from the emotional family part of the show, the tonal dissonance really didn’t bother me. If Adrienne kept making testicle puns while Joestachio was crying, it might have been different.

I sure would be.

Come on, now. “Dallas” is not a first name. It’s a city!

Yes, thank god for that. Hopefully the tanking fates are on our side this year.

Hey man, they’re my Knicks too. But they never tank when they should.

You can eliminate the Knicks from this list. They’re too fucking dumb to tank properly.