Yeah, the end of this piece is strangely worded, because renouncing Rose is the silver lining of this confounding black cloud.

The “I’m not here to judge, but” judgmental-ass motherfuckers are fired up about this one.

Word is the Knicks were offered the same deal but refused to part with a first-round pick. Two good decisions in one week? Is this really possible?

Hey, Shawn Long was on my fantasy team for a minute this year. And I came in 2nd!

That ring from the last Knicks championship in 1973.

I’m not a Hinkie believer, but at least he would break the team down to nothing to actually rebuild, which I’ve been begging for since 2002. I’m on board.

Yeah, I would happily take a 50-win season every year, thank you very much.

Came here to say exactly this. Drew is 100% missing the boat on late lunch (must be that working from home thing). It’s like a personal challenge every day — the longer I can hold out, the better. But what will win — hunger, or apathy? Let’s find out!

But you can safely go to sleep! That’s how cool that stretch of highway is!

Excuse me: AN herb

The best type of interstate stretch is like I-80 in, say, Iowa — where it’s just two lanes, and the road is so flat it disappears into the horizon, and there’s no traffic except for an 18-wheeler every mile-and-a-half or so, but it’s driven by one of those cool truckers who aren’t passive-aggressive and know to chug…

Phoenix is mostly there, minus the Suns. Seeing as how Pittsburgh doesn’t have a basketball team, which is cheating, I think it’s a tie. (Seattle doesn’t have basketball OR hockey, so it’s right out, sorry.)

Obligatory.

Yeah, these dudes need to fuck right off with their non-pinto-bean-having list.

2. Kobe

What, you don’t love the stories about who’s not attending OTAs? ‘Cause there’s a Giants beat writer writing three articles a day about Beckham not being there, if you’re interested. And believe me, the incessant moralizing in these pieces isn’t driving me crazy AT ALL.

I’m in the same spot, except I came back for Cagayan after not watching since Pearl Islands and got instantly rehooked. I also lost like a month of my life upon discovering Amazon Prime TV has a bunch of those seasons I missed, including classics like Cook Islands, Micronesia, Heroes vs. Villains (safe to say I near…

Scot Pollard! He made it pretty far and was a huge asshole. Also Redemption Island had 2 NFLers I’d never heard of.

Fuck you Brad Culpepper!

It’s like Mike is Hannity and Mike is Colmes, meaning in 9 years Mike will be dead and Mike will be tweeting about John Skipper kicking people’s asses in heaven.