Some people watch people play games on tv. Some people watch people redecorate houses on tv. Some people watch people go on dates on tv. Some people watch people be Kardashians on tv. Some people watch people cook on tv. It is what it is.

Oh, he’s nice on MasterChef Junior, man. That show’s the best.

But not taking reservations is itself a form of chef worship fuckery! “Come waste your life in this 5 hour line because I’m such an amazing cook!” It’s also classist and ableist and all the other ists, man. Fuck Franklin Barbecue!

Karlsson is so freakin’ good, and the minutes he plays (even without all the injuries he has) are ridiculous. As a fan of the opposing team, though, I sure hated that smug smirk he always has on his face.(Sports fandom is weird. Why does it make me mad that the guy is happy playing a game he loves at the highest…

and most of the local teams other than maybe the Mets are not major national storylines right now

Everyone involved credibly claims that they never had sex for money with any of their dates, and none of the evidence Pylilo gathered suggests that they did.

Is that what’s happening here? It seems the school, in suspending the team, has endeavored to brand them prostitutes. This site, through this article, seems to be saying: 1) this isn’t prostitution; 2) either way, the school is being stupid and perhaps not enforcing any legitimate school rule; and 3) who cares what…

Hey! ASU is at best 3rd on the “joke of a university” list, after Coastal Carolina and URI.

But I’m not even him! I swear!

Maybe. Although the Garden could be empty for every Knicks game for 5 straight years and Dolan still wouldn’t be forced to sell the team with all that sweet sweet Cablevision money. Plus if he stops buying tickets but watches all the games on MSG, he’s still lining Dolan’s pockets.

Fuck you guys.

I think my go-to companion meal was Ellio’s pizza. Or, should I say, “pizza”.

This is pretty particular and I totally understand if it’s not your bag, but Amazon has like 18 seasons of Survivor available to stream and I recently went down an insane (but fun!) rabbit hole of tribal councils.

I used to watch all of them with my mom, I’ll have to ask her if she thought I was strange.

Now just add “Rescue 911" and “20/20" and my Friday nights from age 11-15 can be complete.

I recognize that I’m part of the problem, but even though it is 1000% going to be terrible I’m so excited for this mess. The first season was fine-to-occasionally-good but ridiculous, the following seasons were so bad that I don’t fully remember what happened or if I even watched every episode! I remember the second…

As much as I love picking off stray knobs of icing from the Safeway platter

Ugh, same here. Also, I’m a dude, and I feel like “Mr. Myfirstname” makes me sound like a pedophile.

That tap probably felt like a sting from Mr. Bumble bee.