Why would you take a lanyard off? That defeats the entire purpose of having a lanyard in the first place.

I don’t know why “cash me ousside” girl even got her 15 minutes. Cartman had that act down 15 years ago.

1. I’m not in Hollywood, but I think Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are a delightful couple and I’m certain I’ll never tire of them.

They’re probably doing this because the refs are having too hard a time determining if another player was touched and the NFL is trying to eliminate an area for announcing teams to criticize refs on.

 Why did Duquette decide to use Mark Trumbo

Don’t forget that Adam Jones is also a real showboat who puts his antics and stats ahead of the team’s record.

Most importantly of all, it messes with my fantasy team, because I don’t pay enough attention on a day-to-day basis. LeBron — resting. DeMarcus Cousins — injured/resting? Trevor Booker — DNP-CD. Devin Booker — injured/resting/shut down? Nic Batum — resting? Isaiah Thomas — resting/injured?

That’s not totally true. If you have tickets to a Rangers’ game on a Sunday, and they played the night before and Lundqvist started, you’re probably not going to see the star goalie you thought you were paying to see.  

My guess would be stewed bat carcass, but that’s not vegetarian, so I’m out.

The only Tavi I know.

1. Swedish fish.

Go to the special on Netflix, look for “Trailers & More” (I think that’s what it’s called), it’s in there.

I didn’t say that. I just want Claudia O’Doherty to get as many jobs as possible so she becomes the superstar comedian I know she is.

I’m down for this, and it’s a great cast. That being said, as much as I love Kate McKinnon, it sounds like she’s playing an Aussie, so they should have just cast Claudia O’Doherty. (If you enjoyed Netflix’s Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special and did not watch Claudia’s deleted scene, rectify that…

The only possible explanation for the post/crossbar ping not being in the top 3 is that Drew doesn’t watch enough hockey.

At least we don’t even have to read the article to know Planned Parenthood is principled enough to respond “fuck off.”

This is exactly how I feel. I mean, it started out well enough with “Coy,” and spelling “Erik” with a “y” is pretty weird, I guess, but the others don’t seem that bad. I was sure they were all going to be named Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, Zayden, Layden, Dayden, Rayden, and Tayden.

So if I just made a Patreon account yesterday, I should be safe, right?

Also there are various sports-related Michael Jordans. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jordan_(disambiguation)

Metta World Peace