He should’ve just said it was the blood of Christ.

I’m preparing for the “Knicks trade Rose to Minnesota for Rubio” tweet, followed by the “Knicks also get Minnesota’s 2018 2nd round pick” tweet, followed by the “check that, it’s a 2018 first rounder in the deal” tweet, followed by the “I’m sure I’m hearing this wrong, but sources say it’s the Knicks sending their…

It’s not chocolate! That’s always a fun fact that everyone knows that you can act like only you know.

Sure looks like the show is going to continue being exactly what we love it for in Season 3.

For those who don’t want to click through.

Funny timing, because a new teaser just came out today (I think). Watch it today! Don’t wait a month. http://uproxx.com/tv/leftovers-season-3-teaser-end-is-near/

Don’t forget Bio-Dome!!

I wish he attached the video.

It’s my head!!!

This is the correct response. Mac and cheese is at least a close question. But why would you say you’re having spaghetti in this case? You’re not having spaghetti! You are having “pasta,” though.

But now there are comedies out there that consist almost entirely of cameos, like I’m watching a fucking award show. They’re usually gratuitous, and unfunny, and distract from the story, and exist now only so that people go, “Oooh! That’s Liam Neeson!” like it’s some special fucking occasion to see a famous person…

and then the rest of the movie is boring filler

It’s Dan Devine’s world now, we’re just living in it.

What’s an infor?

I’m not sure sudden death ever works in a game with such defined possession. I think the overtime rule for the Super Bowl should be to just keep adding 15 minute periods until there’s a winner.

He did clap for President Bush, though.

Plank’s been preoccupied trying to gentrify the fuck out of Baltimore and distilling whiskey.

Oh shit, I just checked. Villanova won. Yeah, I never would have remembered that without looking it up.

My thoughts exactly. I know that my chance of doing so is 0%, unless I get advance notice of the time travel and have the opportunity to print/study the bracket.

This is how I always want to respond when Barkley says mean things about the Knicks, but unfortunately, they always end up proving him right. (I felt this more strongly in 2013, when I thought the Knicks were maybe good.)