There is a hot take currently being delivered in the Deadspin work chatroom that Harvey is only the Mets’ fourth- or fifth-best starter, which seems crazy to me.

I just hope there’s a joke about Windex! And a lot of cousins named Nick!

I thought it was the girl too. But, now that you point it out, she is clearly a child.

I wish reading things like that didn’t make me feel so old, but they do.

Also remember how Shailene Woodley was in it for a second?

Olivia Wilde’s breakout performance!!

Southland is SO GOOD (particularly the later seasons). And it also stars* Ryan Atwood. So there’s that.

In other news, Cespedes brought meatballs to camp today. Think he uses the traditional beef-veal-pork mix?

We are not. Knicks fans, sure. (But can you blame us?) Mets fans, absolutely. But not Giants fans. We’re jerks, but we’re not fairweather.

I love Tribe and I hate to be that overly sensitive guy, but I’m gonna be that guy —

Ugh, no, I hate Martin Brodeur. I want it to be Kerry Kittles, obviously.

Not to mention that an Eagles jersey is #1 in New Jersey. That pisses me off. Fuckin’ South Jersey assholes.

Jeff Goodman needs to take that picture again, with Sean Miller holding today’s newspaper. THEN I’ll believe it.

You can’t rush them. I know that’s unfair, but imagine sitting down to take a shit and having some impatient prick start banging on the door after five minutes.

He was a man he was forty almost 10 years ago! Closer to “I’m a man I’m 50" these days!

Is this supposed to be All In The Family for Black millennials?

• Any quarterback on the roster
  

And Garland’s record, indeed, suggests that he wouldn’t be that guy, as he wrote an opinion siding with Citizens United.

Totally. We’ve got a funny thing going on in Baltimore where a number of Democrats on the city council (most of whom have to be re-elected this year) are fighting against the Democrat mayor (who has chosen not to run for re-election) on paying an outside firm for help with the DOJ review. It’s not a party thing at all.

I’m also part of the mob! And lawyers are paid way too much, but it is what it is.