Hanukkah Harry!

His likely source — retired kicker (and former Giant) Lawrence Tynes, who was trying to be clever, I guess?

I’m guessing that this is a joke about the “Sportsman of the Year” debacle.

No Drew Stanton? For shame.

Meanwhile, this just popped into my twitter feed:

He should have just held on to that easy touchdown catch on the Giants’ first drive, the whole tantrum could have been avoided.

I was ready to lose it when I saw Fargo and the Leftovers listed . . . but then I kept reading. Fair enough, but honestly, for me, with shows like these — the week-to-week anticipation adds to, and does not diminish, my enjoyment.

What does Abby Wambach think?

Hopefully staying the fuck away from me, if it knows what’s good for it.

Take out the two no-chance-at-bowl-eligibility teams and we have one of those fun Oregon beat Stanford beat Washington beat USC beat ASU beat UCLA beat Arizona beat Utah beat Cal beat WSU beat Oregon loops.

Oh, sure. I thought they’d be good too. Any perceived bashing of Stanford was not the intent or point of my post. Only point was, the six listed teams were huge disappointments, and even Stanford has two losses and would need a miracle to make the playoff. Not the season for the Pac-12 some were expecting/hoping for.…

Don’t blame the Pac-12! 9/12 teams are bowl eligible, with a 10th (Washington) needing a win in its season finale to become eligible.

I think the Quick Lane Bowl should be on the list because of how much it sounds like a bowling alley.

Ooh, I can’t wait for the film that explains what the hell Mia and the Brazilian cop were up to for all of “Fast & Furious 6”.

That sucks, but I don’t understand how anyone without red-green colorblindness could think those uniforms were anything but extremely dope.

Was it Cam Newton?

“Hell Baby” is a horror parody AND anti-comedy. That’s a whole ‘nother thing.

I don’t know if they’re “real horror” or whatever and I don’t care, but “Shaun of the Dead” is an awesome movie, “The Cabin in the Woods” is an awesome movie, “The Babadook” is an awesome movie, “You’re Next” is an awesome movie, and although I haven’t seen either, I’m sure I’ll like “It Follows” and “The Final Girls.”

All Grantland writers will have their contracts honored.

Oh no! Tom Coughlin is not on the “Fire this Asshole” hot seat, for the first time since October 30, 2014. We almost made it a full calendar year!