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What kind of blood type would make sense in this situation is kinda irrelevant. What’s relevant is that the kid’s blood type didn’t make sense for an expected/typical/”normal” of mom and dad, so they had the paternity test done to confirm that the clinic goofed.

Wait, is this Key and Peele’s new endeavor? Elaborate twitter pranks/jokes turning the whole world into one big East/West game?

Poor lady, first she treats Ebola patients, then she’s forced into quarantine, and then she’s subjected to Newark restaurants.

Obligatory: http://southpark.cc.com/clips/nzgmic/p…

And here I thought Marc Berman was the only beat writer who carried Marbury’s ass.

I hear she already snagged a three-year contract offer from the Daily News.

And they pump the gas for you. For free.

Jael Mary!

I know I’m probably the only one who still watches it (and no, before you ask, I don’t like Nickelback), but “The League” has had blatant DraftKings product-placement in the middle of the last two episodes. Always by Pete, which makes sense, because he’s the biggest dick.

$1.74 a gallon? Not bad!

Also — SAS’s initial report doesn’t make any sense to me. Let’s break it down:

Oh wow. She played Parminder Nagra’s older sister in “Bend It Like Beckham”? I had no idea. Yes, she was great in that.

Is it stupid to post a 3+ minute video when its entire relevance to my response to this article is the last line, 3 seconds from the end? Maybe. But is it ever really stupid to post this video?

Look, I have glasses! I wear overalls! I’m into art, of all things! Aren’t I a horrifically disgusting nerd non-person?!?!?

But he did point to Harper calling out Papelbon as the underlying impetus. So, points for that?

This is bad, but I dispute your headline. Did you see Don Cherry’s 9-point argument on twitter? He hit all of the highlights — Papelbon was in the right here, Harper is a punk who makes a lot of money and doesn’t hustle, he should have choked him in the tunnel, secret sports omerta, AND “people who criticize Papelbon…

Where’s the flat white?

I agree, but it was too hot for my liking. Welcome to Scoville is just right.