You mean "Cum on Man."

Iggy Azalea beat Drake and Eminem in the rap category, and that should tell you everything.

What about Demaryius and Emmanuel?

Smarf is awesome, and I love him. Who's got a problem with Smarf?!?!

Push hot hot push hot hot push.

Major League II.

What's with this Deadspin conspiracy on not giving "Major League II" the credit it deserves?!?!? And how high does this thing go?!?!?

Was that Japanese guy in Major League II really named Sam Cassell? Odd.

I'll update you on his condition — his ankle is hella broken.

I'm still convinced the "spiders hatching on the face" thing is going to happen to me some day.

So is it cool to call someone "fat and hairy" if you do it via extremely fancy words?

@michiganfan I am forwarding these comments to Dave Brandon at your university.

He sure does!

Huh. And here I assumed the expletive was just a straight-up "shit." Go figure!

The Mets should fire Terry Collins immediately.

This is a good time of year to be mindful of the difference between a culture and a costume.

Not a day goes by that I don't wish you weren't hurt that night

Reggae's too high; jazz is too low; hip hop is too low if we're talking good hip hop (but probably just right if we're talking all hip hop). Rock first and country last is neither edgy nor debatable.

I'd move up café au lait. Otherwise, nice list.