I feel like "veteran's day" (sans capitals) could be a fun euphemism going forward.

There's nothing to say about U2 that hasn't already been said in the comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things U2. From Boy to Boots (putting them on, that is).

Hersh's is the best.

I don't normally expect a season to pick up exactly where the last season left off, no. I haven't really thought about it in this case. I guess it makes sense? In any event, I was joking about the spoiler alert, and I'll be happy when Parks is back on my tv.

Spoiler alert from the pictures — it looks like Season 7 picks up exactly where Season 6 left off.

Hunt's is better than Heinz anyway. I've never heard of McMenamin's, so I'm guessing I don't live in a spot where Portland Ketchup Company is available.

You're free to your own opinions, but that's insane. Steak is best when it's kept simple — lots of salt, high heat, nothing else. If you're steak needs a long soak in a marinade, you're buying the wrong steak.

1. Drivers using the left lane for anything other than passing. (The #1 cause of traffic jams and the only explanation for that area between Exit 7 and Exit 8A on the NJ Turnpike.)

It's curiosity more than anything else. I mean, damn, I clicked on a link that said "here's Justin Verlander's butt", and I've got no prurient interest in that. (Kate Upton's butt was a surprise bonus.)

Can you use your hook-up to do me a favor and ask Founders if they can please start distributing beer into Maryland? I want to get my hands on that damn breakfast stout, and I'd be happy to give this IPA a try.

Certain casts are just made for blooper reels. The cast of Parks and Rec is one of them. (Really, any show with Adam Scott in it will have an excellent blooper reel. I would love to see a Party Down blooper reel.)

We have been for a while now.

Future headline: Sex Box Contestant Sues WE tv for Showing Him Having Sex in a Box.

And wrote a regular wedding-based column on Gawker under the pseudonym "Phyllis Nefler."

No, I'm just no longer victim to the propaganda of banana lobbyists. They don't taste that good, if you stop and think about it — we just like them because we think they're exotic, like they're this amazing Hawaiian specialty, when really they're not at all exotic and are available 365 days this year (yet somehow…

Crash 2004.

I love this, thank you. Now that I think about it — pretty sure I own Garden State on DVD. Clearly I rewatch it regularly.

Thank you, Deadspin staff, for the first list to approach accuracy with the banana. It's still 25 spots too high (#34, before only honeydew — and after being hit by a car), but hey, progress.

Apparently the actual best apple (Pink Lady) wasn't even an option. And don't try to tell me Pink Lady is any more obscure than Honeycrisp.

You are correct. Well done.