"Something something Knicks something James Dolan something."

You need to listen to her episode of WTF, Marc Maron's podcast. Good, surprising stuff.

So Kluwe wrote a post [that was] entitled "I was an NFL Player . . ." When he wrote the post, he entitled it thusly.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ent…

So you're saying the Super Bowl in a new stadium in Secaucus is going to be followed by the Olympics in a stadium in a new Caucasus Sea?

Yeah, but how are Priefer's statements being used to prove the truth of the matter asserted? No one has to prove "we should round up all the gays, send them to an island, and then nuke it until it glows" (in fact, it's not possible to prove). They only have to prove Priefer sounds like an asshole. That's not…

I love puppies!

Why is it that I think the bicycle-riding monkey are cute but get really depressed watching the bicycle-riding bear?

WTF is an iDragon?

And he missed "blessing in disguise" and (I guess) "dog eat dog world."

I've already re-gifted that once, thank you very much.

Just to clarify, for anyone (like me) who didn't notice the "June 2015" on top of that calendar page — this is the end date of next season we're talking about.

Here's the best exchange in the whole piece —

(Any time a fan accuses a national sportscaster of being biased against a team, it's usually because the sportscaster isn't giving the team the same tongue-bath local announcers do.)

As a Knicks and Mets fan, you need to trust me — being mentioned ain't all that.

I would like one too, please.

I'm not sure I remember any of the guys' names on TC this year. All the best performers are women — Nina, sure, but also Carrie, and Shirley, and Sara and Stephanie (until recently, at least). And Janine went home too early, a fact that she's proving on Last Chance Kitchen.

Here's the thing I don't understand — why the hell is Joe Jamail still working? Dude is a billionaire, and he's 88. Buy an island somewhere and just relax, dude.

My simple advice to Rob would be this — love your kid no matter what, and don't freak out about the things you can't control. Oh, and if your child is born with a disability, don't worry about trying to figure out who is to blame. Trust me — it's a gigantic waste of time and can cause way more problems than the…

Am I the only one who immediately saw this resemblance?