He picked salt water taffy. Which nobody anywhere likes, and is way down on the list of iconic Jersey foods. What did you expect?

Terrible quality. Still makes me happy

Nice article, but it could have been much shorter.

Can we stop saying "confined to a wheelchair," please? It's demeaning and not really that accurate.

We all know Marty's was bullshit, too. The more fun trivia would be, when was the last "real" goalie goal? Hextall?

Windy face.

1. Toast half of a plain bagel.

Well, it would be a start, because I do think Grantland is worse than Gawker. Just pointing out (as if it's needed, obviously it isn't) that there's a lot of stupid shit over here as well.

I go for the Katie Baker. I stay for the Andy Greenwald. Also, the hockey coverage is good (and again, Katie Baker is a big part of that). Otherwise, screw Grantland.

Oh, the separate bathrooms thing was specifically in there.

Never mind. I have now looked at their menu, so I have about 100 reasons to visit Des Moines. Care to explain fried chili to me?

You have just given me my first two reasons to visit Des Moines (the burger, and the milkshakes). Are there more?

They got their revenge 4 or 5 years before this happened? Strange.

"Wait . . . Henry is dating Uda Bengt?"

Skip all the raping parts and get on stage.

Drew — are you by chance talking about Hersh's, in Baltimore? The pizza there is great, but last time I went, they had started this "no slicing, classic Neapolitan style" bullshit. I enjoyed my pizza a good 50% less than normal. Also, I'm sure they actually slice pizza in Naples these days. "Classic" does not mean…

Go back and listen to her episode with Jason Mantzoukas and James Adomian — her rap about scorpions (in which she fails to mention scorpions even once) is even better.

Not to mention Bachelorette, in which she was also most excellent. I knew I would love that movie from the moment right in the beginning where she looked down at the t-shirt she was wearing, sees it has Jack Johnson on it, and says "I just realized the guy I slept with sucks!"

I hear ya. I'm probably reading her too literally anyway. I generally don't think I'm in a position to pass judgment on anybody on anything, but I need to remember there's a difference between what you say and what you hear.

Did you all read my comment? I said this kind of harassment is "beyond excusable." I'm only talking about her second to last paragraph, where she essentially says a man can never complement a woman on her "appearance" (which to me includes clothes, accessories, hair style, etc.) and not be an asshole. I'm just…