Jessica Alba fit in well in "The Ten," and she's going to be on an upcoming episode of Comedy Bang! Bang!, which means she's at least game to be involved in some pretty stupid comedy (I say "stupid" with all the respect in the world, because I love stupid comedy). I don't imagine she'll be terrible in this.

What kind of classic rock station plays Creed? A bad one, and a fictitious one, that's what kind.

But you're missing PaulVCU's point. The wildcat is a gimmick. How is a hurry-up spread offense a gimmick? This is what every team runs in the 2-minute drill. There is nothing to "solve" — they're running regular football plays, just faster. That's not to say it's unbeatable, but there is no trick in "solving" it…

Gina Gershon looks more amazing as Gina Gershon.

Sorry, I meant these dudes. Wayward clicking.

These dudes are chopping wood, if you know what I mean.

These are both better. If you don't love these (his "what?" in the werewolf one; the look on the other girl's face when she thinks about a puppy-brother), well, I can't help you.

My god, Jaws has Flacco ranked as the #4 QB in the NFL? We need to stop letting him rank things.

What about Shareef Abdur-Rahim? I know he's got at least one.

I am appreciative! And I know that, if recent history is any indication, this year the Giants will either 1) win the Superbowl (at home!) or 2) start 7-1 and then miss the playoffs.

Maybe we should just add the Aggro Crag to the end of every reality dating/singing/dancing/competition show? I think we could work it into Chopped too. Anyone who gives Scott Conant raw red onion needs to finish the Aggro Crag before (s)he can start cooking dessert.

There's mad dong in Game of Thrones. Sometimes it's getting cut off . . . but still. (And yeah, I do recognize that boobs outnumber dongs like 15-to-1 on GoT. Just sayin'.)

Michael Hamburger and the Sandwich Five!

As a Giants fan, I take exception to the statement that the Bears are "the one team" capable of starting 7-1 and somehow missing the playoffs.

I didn't meet any Mormons in Tempe. When I moved back to Phoenix after law school, then I met a bunch of Mormons.

You know what word sounds real dumb in pig Latin? Niversity-uay.

Said all the coolest people ever! Right, fellow alums?

Nope. I got into U of A. 15 minutes in the dusty cesspool that is Tucson is all it took to convince me ASU was the way to go.

The middle of this Funbag randomly turned into an episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! But Drew never opened the floor for questions!

I'm sorry — MLB calls the regular season "Championship Season"? Baseball is the worst.