Seeing as how Smurfs say "smurf" when they mean "fuck", wouldn't SMURFUME mean "FUCK U(&)ME"? Seems appropriate.

And I really, really don't want to wait until Monday.

I'm still really glad I didn't listen to Barry when he told me on Monday to stop taking bathroom breaks until the suspension is announced.

Hey! Schiano is awesome, because Jersey!

It would appear that "millennials" is just another word for "members of Gen Y", at least according to Wikipedia the Great and Powerful.

I've seen 1978; I've seen 1984. As someone born in 1981, this interests me greatly.

I generally agree, although I thought his recent play-by-play of his trip from Milwaukee to San Francisco was pretty interesting.

Adam Rubin is the best by default. Because the only other people on this list I've even heard of are Jorge Castillo and Kevin Burkhardt. (I actually like Adam, although he can be a little too passive-aggressive on twitter.)

Pics or it didn't happen.

But #1 has to make you wonder — when she's talking about "transparency," is she talking about her ethics, or her shirts?

Dang, beat me to it. "Now are we gonna give the man what he wants, or not?"

"A suspension coming down perhaps today, perhaps tomorrow, almost certainly this week." That's pretty soon, but I would urge you not to hold your next bathroom break until then.

If you consider your team a top-tier NFL team, well then, he's right — one playoff appearance in four years is not acceptable. And as a fan, I like to consider the Giants a top-tier NFL team, in large part because of those two Super Bowl wins in five years. (And when my other teams are the Knicks, Mets, and…

And you didn't even mention Penn State, which has a major freaking-out-over-punishment-handed-down-to-people-who-protect-people-who-rape-little-children problem.

Please. It's "whoa."

I thought that was Calvin Broadus.

I have literally never heard of Calvin Harris before. So, what?

I like this picture because it makes the guy who played Timmy look a lot like E from Entourage. I think I'd like to pretend it's the same actor, even though it's not — the idea makes me happy, for some reason.

You mean Neapolitan?

Seriously, did you watch the Knicks at all in the playoffs this year? Shump is on his way to being a star (not a superstar, maybe, but a star) and is probably the most valuable/most untouchable piece the Knicks have.