Wow, I expected better from you, [reads Kinja name]... Trolland Dump

Also, according to websites that seem to exist to help competitors beat drug testing, Turinabol has a half life of 16 hours. 18 months is roughly 800 half lives of Turniabinol, meaning his level back then would have been 60 x 2^800 pg/dl. I think that’s 6.7 x 10^215 kg/dl which is denser than a black hole (4x 10^14…

What’s crazy to me about all this is they’re claiming it’s a “pulsing” metabolite that could set off tests for the rest of his career. If this is even remotely true, why bother testing anyone at all? Any athlete who, based on the standards set in this situation, tests hot for Turinabol at less than 60 picograms can…

He also failed (at least) two prior tests this year as well https://mmajunkie.com/2018/12/ufc-jeff-novitzky-usada-jon-jones-drug-tests-ufc-232-doping

More experienced reporters would control the questioning with a pregnant pause, but given that it’s Jones he would just hit it with his car and run out of the press conference completely.

Spot on. Plus if there was ANY way they thought they could have defended the test they would have to keep in Vegas. There’s no way this move isn’t a massive, expensive pain in their asses.

after headliner Jon Jones was found to have a small trace of a banned substance in his blood

Boggles the mind how you could take such a likeable team, with so much goodwill built up with the fans, and turn it in to the Skins today. The Snyder effect is truly not to be trifled with

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em:

“Big deal......Call me when you have the stones to burst into the opposing coach’s post game presser and threaten to kill him in front of the cameras.”

I hope all the teams just sit on the sidelines and say nope, we’re not paying more than X amount. Say 15 million a year. There is no rule that says you have to pay anyone what they feel they deserve. This guy is a hot head who has been hurt by the shift and doesn’t bring massive, unparalleled talent. Trout is better.…

Boras is pissed because he weaponizes secrecy. His trademark is the rumored “mystery team” that gets a team to bid against itself. I doubt this affects their relationship much anyway. If a player says he wants to play in DC or says he will take the highest offer and Washington makes that offer, it is the agent’s legal…

Yeah, but hasn’t Washington signed five or six of Boras’ biggest clients? I get that it’s stupid, but it’s well established that they will pay most of your guys. Hell, after the Jayson Werth contract, they should be allowed one dumb remark. 

Who is the second person that stepped foot on America?

History teacher here:

“Who is the second person that stepped foot on America? ...Yeah I don’t know either ... but everyone remembers Christopher Columbus.”

only because high school coaches usually don’t get interviewed

College football coaches really are THE WORST fucking people. Good grief. 

Liberty University: When Baylor is too PC and liberal for your brand of success

Wasn’t this the dude who called hookers from his work phone?