The least convincing acting job since Michael Jackson married Lisa Marie.

YOU MEAN THE CRAIG JAMES WHO KILLED FIVE HOOKERS WHILE AT SMU?

Thibs shouldn’t feel too bad, there’s a lot of motherfuckers out there. Otherwise the MILF tag on Porn Hub wouldn’t be as popular.

As someone who says “motherfucker” a lot, trust me: That motherfucker says “motherfucker” all the time.

So....can we just accept, as a nation, that Jimmy Butler is an insufferable douchebag? A couple years ago, he and Wade made Rondo the good guy. Rondo.

“Before a grown man sleeps with his soon-to-be ex-wife, he should always go buy a Jimmy.” — Tom Brady

I think you mean his Tom Scocca!

I mean, yeah, those are two different things, but also, Howard Stern is a bigot and a sexist who trafficked in bigotry and sexism to become famous, and that’s fucking gross.

All I can say, Albert, is I hope you are Kobe’s Hannibal Buress.

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

“Hey, Coach Mike. Long time, first time. Love what you’ve done with the team. My question is a little complicated....
There are sidewalks in the Cars movies. That seems to imply there are humans in that universe. What are the implications of that? I’ll take my answer off the air.”

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

The Patriots would never bend the rules like that.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

K-Mart brand Dave Grohl was there to encourage him.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Rape isn’t about sex. It’s about exercising power over someone else. That’s exactly what happened in this article. It was predatory from the second she set foot in the VIP area.

i mean, we are supposed to celebrate Kobe Bryant’s career, though he too has basically admitted to anal rape. so two of the century’s greatest athletes are anal rapists.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...