I dispute his claim about turning the best double plays over the last 11 years.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Since the fan is the son of a Thunder minority owner, I’m guessing he said “You may make more money than me right now, but you will most certainly join the 60 percent of NBA players who go broke within 5 years of leaving the sport due to being stupidly sucked into bad investments, stalked by freeloaders in your…

No, yeah, I get it. He was just stopping his momentum as he slid past the bag. With Pedroia’s leg. And his spikes.

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

You’re a monster but I love you

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

“Just Take these Andrew!”-Jim Irsay

It’s almost as if I don’t give a shit what he was thinking, that shit is ugly.
Is remarking upon the costumes of entertainers off-limits for some reason?
Would a different color or at least opaque compression shirt affect his comfort?

Man, that “white jersey over a white compression shirt over a white t-shirt and throw in a giant white sweatband to boot” look is butt-ass ugly (it’d fit in well in Miami, tho). He looks like he got bored halfway through prepping a mummy costume. The trim randomly cutting off rather than circling the sleeve really…

He’s clearly saying something here, but I’m way too dumb to figure out what. Could you translate to non-Instagram?

Giving Carmelo a no-trade clause made that difficult. Phil essentially tied his own hands behind his back.

“Greice Santo is not a smart woman. What she lacks in brains she tries to overcompensate in physical appearance.”

I’ve seen uncut penises that are more handsome.

“Katz is not a handsome man. What he lacks in physical presence, he tries to overcompensate with his bankroll.”

Jesus Christ, don’t crucify the poor guy.

MINIMUM $100?!?!?!

Absolutely no different than Obama making the same decisions in 2009...

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”