He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Pictured: Dustin Johnson, hitting a ball, surrounded by powder.

I find a way to say this at least once a week. Despite “True Lies” popularity and Tom Arnold’s scene-stealing performance, no one ever gets it and is instantly offended.

Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.

Helps to mention Mondo’s papa is Greg Duplantis, whose PR is 19' 1/4". His mom was a heptathlete.

Brian Kelly out here supporting his player like a construction lift in a wind storm.

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

We need to make Baby Boomers go fuck their own selfish asses and die.

Yes he’s a lefty.

i love the fact that i have no idea who this kid’s father is...bodes well for his future.

Too soon dude

Its not a funny shirt cause they explain far too much of the joke. Remove the yo grayson line and the duke strikethrough, then its funny.

They both stood their ground. Too bad they both can still procreate.

I think you just plagiarized a quotation typically attributed to Alexander Hamilton.

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

That’s why you don’t take a gun to an “other guy has a gun too” fight.

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Smoking a peace pipe with Big Chief Triangle.