He’ll limp away. Slip out quietly in the night. No desire to rub executives the wrong way.

Right team, wrong adversary. I’ve been eyeing Matt Barnes for this project for some time. Allen wouldn’t test Boogie. And Barnes will kill his whole family for a nut kick.

My undying respect and admiration. Maybe a trip to Sizzler.

Can definitely validate this point. I was at a Georgia game in 1989 or 1990 and this tiny little arena was about half capacity.

Far longer than I anticipated. I assumed something along the lines of:

Mountain meet mole hill.

Well if you’re FAU you bought legitimacy as a program. While nearly everyone (99.9%) believes Kiffin to be the walking embodiment of herpes, his hiring has brought FAU literally tens of millions in free publicity and will continue to do so up until Kiffin jumps for a power conference gig or is fired in a humiliating…

From what I read regularly in the Deadspin comments section, most commenters experience only male on male interaction 95 % of the time anyway.

I was going divine intervention and you went all footprints in the sand on me.

2 for $34 million. Broncos on line 1.

Why you ask? Because a rich beard is better than a poor beard.

“Thug” and “disrespectful to the game” are not applicable. Let’s just go with “he’s a dick”. You can apply your sense of racial righteousness to the next situation when appropriate.

And we all know Bobby Petrino to be an upstanding and honest guy.

No guns in bars. Stadium = giant outdoor bar.

That’s money. If you had tatted up Baby Brent, I might have retired from the Internets forever.

Stands As Dickhead

And they made him wear jeans for a week.

Two very accurate points. Barrett’s forward progress was stopped when he ran into the player’s backside which was clearly behind the 15.

Jeff Fisher is the heart of the NFL. Parity personified.

Stay classy San Diego.