His momma call him Ohtani, Ima call him Ohtani!

He wouldn’t have said “she’s a 2". Wow, she is a smoke show.

I keep watching Spud Webb clips, still can’t jump worth a damn. Apparently videos can’t cure that white problem.

With Bortles and Mariota all you’re missing is the cage part.

Oh yeah, that NFL PED testing policy is top notch. Nobody could possibly cheat that system.

Barbara is more famous too.

Can some talented individual please give us a shot of kneeling Tebow with Kap’s new ‘do? I think that is a juxtaposition that will allow me to die happy.

Not that I can claim to be prescient here, but I remember in 2009 when I came home with my 6 year old’s first helmet from Schutt. It was state of the art. As I examined it, I turned to my wife and told her, “I swear honey, I could tear this entire room down swinging this helmet. It is unbelievable.”

It’s an exorcism. The old bag lady psychic next to him is removing his demons.

Barry Bonds has a terrible personality.

No it leads to poor sportsmanship which is actually something the majority of fans actually care about.

Welcome to Philadelphia 76er basketball!

Can Lou Gehrig’s descendants prohibit Schilling from using Gehrig’s name in any context?

Les Miles is a good recruiter. None of his teams ever played like a mastermind was at the helm. On the other hand, the next guy may be a better coach, but might not get the NFL quality players that Miles got. A great coach he was not.

I forget which of these guys was busted for HGH. Oh yeah, the jovial fat guy who gets a free pass for being a jovial fat guy. But I’m sure he’s clean now....

Trump as Neo with no Nazi? No, I don’t think so.

Dan just climaxed reading this comment. He’s known for being Quick.

10,000 years.

Definitely earned my vote. Got rear-ended last week and the rental company put me in a 200. I had no idea that a car could be so bad in 2016.

“how’d you fellas not get these kind of revelations locked down in legislation?” K. Smart