Holtz and Bowden would have scrapped for that poor, misunderstood, student athlete.

It’s a dead giveaway that your program is going to lose/be unsuccessful if there are no arrests. High police blotter = high win total in college. Unfortunate, but true college football calculus.

Nice work by the player’s association...managed to play the sexist card and the 1st Amendment card in one smooth motion. Elite athletes and their many warts are overlooked until they are no longer elite.

Wow, Billy Butler as an overweight, obnoxious loudmouth who looks for fight. Who would've thunk it?

Don’t you have to pass a drug test to be in a cage match. Harrison better have saved a sample from when he was 15. Been a lot of years since he could produce his own clean sample. I know none of the millenials who haunt this site care about such trivialities.

He carries balls of iron, his sister throws balls of iron.

John Rocker 2.0

Any readers who believe Matthews, Harrison and Peppers to be clean, I have lovely ocean front property in Tennessee available. Call now!!

Gynecomastia. Probably was a tip off to the drug use to any concerned parties.

Combining your brilliance (and make no mistake that was money) with baseball: whole new meaning to the neighborhood play.

Cue all NBA conspiracy theorists. the NBA needed and wanted Golden State over OKC so you get nothing out of the far more egregious kick of the dick and balls. Now the league is desperate for a game 6 or ideally a game 7, so you get a suspension over a more minor incident which was prompted by a nut drag by LeBron over…

This was a career highlight for me. I have loathed Bautista for some time. I’m one of those crotchety old guys who is against PED’s and ass-baggery. So Bautista double-dips for me. And boy, did old Jose get wobbled. I just wish Odor had gone in with a quick left jab and then finished him off with a crushing right to…

Playing straight up first to 100, this kid lost to Hardin 100-98.

Seriously, someone point out other industries wherein people willingly give up multi-million dollar jobs or are moderately grateful/relieved (See G. Karl) when those jobs are taken from them? The life of an NBA coach.

And in two weeks, headline reads:

Please, I’m a douche, but I’ve always been a douche.

If Baylor as a whole doesn’t embody “lack of institutional control”, I can’t imagine what school does. If I had a daughter, I would be terrified of that place.

Hadn’t even realized that there was such a thing as failure performance art- but by God this is it!

Wilt Chamberlain called that a Thursday.

He thought it was the hot plate corner.