Just like a Dookie. Except he’s black, and not names Woodson Patterson IV.

I love that being a “Clowney” thing. Reminds me of being “Munsoned”. When your name becomes a stock, go-to pejorative, you’ve made the big time.

Deron Williams is insulted. Nobody and I mean nobody comes into Deron’s house and wins.

Guaranteed the Cavs will begin to play better. No matter what, Lebron was the architect and the others are in lock step. The King will play harder and the others will follow suit. Nothing against Lue, but this will be all about renewed effort. Lue will benefit because of it. Lebron can’t be the cause of a poor…

One thing’s for sure, no one is left in the Nashville fan base to give a shit anymore after this.

Step 1: Coach Reed, I’d like you to meet Coach Porter.

Agree 100%. Always felt that an act committed with intent to injure should be “x games” or however long the injured player is out, whichever is greater.

Hell, I’m fine with limiting that to just Kenny Chesney. Anything more would just be greedy.

Retired for so many years, and yet, Freeman just scored nonetheless.

And Matheny’s a white guy over 40 therefore the only hot take on Deadspin is to denigrate him, in no particular order, as being: “grumpy”, “paternalistic”, “racist”, “neanderthal”, “white”, “all of the above”, or just plain “eeeeevilllll”.

Let’s see: fell out of a hotel room in a stupor, smoking weed, give the man a 9mm and a new Benz and I’d say he’s completely ready for the NFL.

The irony of all the Sixers mess is this: they would have Okofor, Noel, and the, once in a generation talent, that they have theoretically been tanking for Ben Simmons. Get a handful of veterans with that core and you could have a legitimate product real quickly.

“Come to the dark side.”

On tomorrow’s attention needing whore segment, SAS downgrades Phil Jackson WHO NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER, WON A TITLE WITHOUT KOBE OR MICHAEL.

Not to mention that you could easily compare Parsons and another Gator, Corey Brewer. Daresay Parsons career has already eclipsed Brewers and Brewer has to be closing on in 10 years in the league.

You’re underestimating the Niners. They’ll waste a better pick than that on him.

“Meh.” - Linda Blair

Well now all I ever read on this site is how awful, messed up, crooked and wrong Roger Goodell is. While the Players Union hides behind legalese, let’s not lose site of just who is responsible for Greg even being eligible to play.

In the world of Kobe, being a bricklayer shows that now he has evolved as a teammate- he views his low percentage shooting as “sharing the ball”.

Damn, TMS. When publicly skewering stupidity, it is polite to leave a little meat on the bone for the next fella. You,on the other hand, scraped that raging pot of nonsense to a fair thee well. Dale Carnegie would be very upset with you. I on the other hand, say, “THAT. WAS. AWESOME.”