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I misunderstood the question. My answers were VW Vanagon and '87 Corolla wagon, and let me tell you I've known a lot of burnouts over the years.

One that's not yours.

She's part of a grand experiment to show that there is no habitat in the known universe that can't be improved with the addition of giant boobs.

If I may indulge in some vanity, it is actually trolling level: Victorious.

I just wanted an AEV Jeep with the bottomless liquor cabinet and shotguns.

Holly shnikeys! You've read every single one of my posts?!?!? Damn, that's an impressive waste of time.

An image of one of the many warehouses

Sure it's a nightmare, but it's only 3 grand.

Needs more cowbell...

... and this was good for a 100 miles range!

How about "Most absurd comparison ad". Yes, your 1977 Ford Granada is just like a Mercedes 450 SL Coupe (dear Lord I love that Merc).

If you had told 20-year-old Bob Dylan he would one day be the corporate spokesman for the equivalent of the Chrysler Newport, I wonder what he would have said?

The Daewoo Jockstrap:

Bitch basket on steroids.

No worries, man. It's hard to convey tone in text :-/

you know here in Ohio they never get the forecast right, i mean never. so you learn to deal with the unexpected. or you watch the news before you leave your house and see what it looks like, we have these fancy gadgets called windows.

No. Just flat out no. Plows are not always out before the snow. Salt either comes too late, or can be washed away by rain that falls ahead of the snow. This makes for longer and more dangerous commutes. There will be deaths, easily topping the 5 in Alabama in larger cities. Yet life doesn't stop for those still alive.…

Putin would have moved the entire gas station closer to his car.

This was my moms car in the early 90s, she went to take it in for maintenance at the honda dealership and it caught fire in the parking lot. Hers was burgundy.