I like to define drifting the same way that the supreme court tried to define pornography

This is a Chrysler 200.

In America, we don't let logic or reality get in the way of a good joke. ;)

Pinto.

No, you're right. I must be one of those naive conservatives that thinks everyone generalizes. (See what I did there?)

Please crosspost to Jez, please crosspost to Jez, please crosspost to Jez.

*sigh*

I was blasting down this hill like iv done 100s of times but this time my headset came loose and my tire stared swapping side to side and sent me into a speed wabble.

So, somewhere, there probably is a Holden Commodore with a Mazda rotary engine in it? Wait a minute...

There's no stumbling — we generally form a very orderly line for the Volvo wagon fellating.

#COTDnom

lul

was just about to post "pretty sure its a Lambo dude"

I see it.

Obligatory XKCD: