I’m embarassed to say I sunk way too much money into a non-9-second Saturn SC2. She loved her car, but eventually the rust on the frame became a safety issue.

I was just about to comment on the Dave Walter plate. Definitely was in Akron at some point.

Unless a dealership is handing me the keys, title with my name on it, and saying “Please take this car completely free of charge”, I’m not interested.

Pretty sure you guys featured this car once before, when it had an Ecoboost 4 in it. I’m not saying it shouldn’t be featured again...BeauM’s machinations are a thing of beauty. I’m just saying it looks like you missed a step.

Not with that paint job. Something more traditional would get an NP from me.

I was totally coming in here with the Kanye “Imma let you finish...”.

Agreed. There usually is a tag ‘Weekend Wallpaper’. I think she just forgot to add it.

This is not against you, Tom.

You could basically say anything that wasn’t a G6 or G8 from that time period.

You people and your “informed opinions”, “work experience” and “years of education”. Facts have no place in a discussion on the internet!

This farm-to-table opium den you speak of...

Just a note, I built one with Retropie 4.1 a few weeks ago using a 3. 4.1 now supports bluetooth, and will work with PS3 controllers without an add-on adapter.

The first time I read

I’m with you, man. I refuse to bookface, and am quite comfy in Putin’s dank basement. Guess I’m not DriveTribing.

I had to read this entirely too many times to get it.

1st Gear:

Was actually a ‘73 Impala with a 327 (I think) V8.

My Calphalon saucepan.

My Calphalon saucepan.

This is a very important point.

Our trash can is inside our kitchen cabinets in a retractable drawer-cabinet-thing (cabinets were a gimmicky display from a store, installed before we moved in). Our beagle figured out how to open the drawer and pull the trash bag out in order to access the previous night’s rib-bones, and ate them all.