Miley invented twerking and music. Before her everyone was just warming up.

Well, twerking is a simulation of anal sex anyway, and you know that reduces pregnancy rates.

Um, compared to quite a few European countries, I'd say that the gender equality in the US is in a pretty sorry state. I also would remind you that 3 out of the 5 biggest Muslim-majority countries in the world (Indonesia, Pakistan, and Bangladesh) have had female heads of state, which is something that the US has yet…

So you read the beginning and end and skipped the middle, then. OK. I was just curious.

Let's be honest here: you're a bigot. The West does not have a monopoly on women's rights. Especially Texas. There are plenty of feminists outside of this country. Just because you do not see them does not mean they do not exist.

How much of this story did you read?

Yes. That's the point of the joke.

Hell just knee capping men like this would make the world a better place.

alternate take on Inglourious Basterds

"We like our Nazis in uniform. That way we can spot 'em just like that. We're gonna give you a little something you can't take off."

Probably summons Mecha-Hitler

I don't know how you expect me to argue when 1. you rely on ad hominem to somehow make a point? and 2. are greatly overexaggerating people's responses to the original comic.

That's happening too, but while we wait, we're having a little fun.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING AND IF YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE A CRYBABY SUBHUMAN WHO SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED.

"sub-human" because they disagree with you?

Sadly, it's you and people who think he's lost his spine or that there's nothing to apologize for, who are the real sub-humans.

If people on Jezebel don't know by now that I am americasbaby1 then I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU GUISE ANYMORE!