It's called Copy/Paste broseph. You're welcome.

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Hooooo-leeee fuckkk.

You can't break kinja. That would be like burning ashes, or shattering shattered glass. It just wouldn't work.

HAHAHA you nut, I think we just broke Kinja LOL

Sure, we could accessorize the hall-crotch using Photoshop, but that would ruin its pure beauty.

If you've ever been in a hallway that looks like a crotch, or a crotch that looks like a hallway, get in touch: katie@Jezebel.com.

Oh please. Where is the pubic hair, stretch marks, ingrown hairs, uneven labia - or any labia at all? And there's a thigh gap so big you could walk through it.
Way to promote unrealistic standards of crotch beauty, Jezebel.

By determining he had a very bad case of "boys will be boys."

Wait, I thought it was women who lie about rape...

Isn't this what got Gizmodo kicked out of the electronics conference a few years back?

Well yeah, I was merely pointing out it is a more legitimate way of governing. Win an election and implement your policies instead of wearing a suicide vest like Republicans.

I don't know the history of Erin starting to write on Jezebel but I did mean Richard Lawson. He was hired by Gawker after a succession of great comments.

It is designed to burn up in the atmosphere. [NASA, Space.com]

I am.

Oh my god, what are you doing this weekend? I thought we could all go get abortions and then get a pedi, maybe go convince some boys to buy us some red bull and vodkas.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I fucking love your humor. Always a treat.

I'm having one right now! ;D