Since I don't want to get sued for libel.

If you cry a little harder your puddle will turn into a creek and then hopefully a river.

Yeah, it's like conservative Christians like to ignore the part of the Bible with the stuff about, you know, Jesus CHRIST. Like, the main part of the religion? Jesus would not outcast someone like that. That was kinda his thing.

"Grace University receives federal Title IV funding under the Higher Education Act of 1965. This prohibits them from discriminating against individuals protected by the Civil Rights Act of 1964, including racial, ethnic, national and religious minorities, and women. However this does not prohibit them from…

Jezebel on Mother's day:

If that's the case, you should try not brushing your teeth and showering for a few weeks.

Fuck Texas. Fuck Texas in the ear.

Are you shitting me? What is the point of this Oppression Olympics bullshit? You can't even have sympathy for men without reminding people that women have it worse? So the fuck what? No, really, by this logic, Jezebel is the whiniest damn thing in the world and anyone who isn't a trans woman of color who's been…

So basically, to quote recently departed MS game exec, Adam Orth, "Deal with it."

I just don't even anything anymore.

Simultaneously and effortlessly putting both of your feet in your mouth and your head this firmly up your own ass....this is some serious Cirque du Soleil-level shit...

How is it even possible that they're finding new ways to make this PR nightmare worse?
Why are they still allowing…

Don't live near a gas station? Ride a fuckin horse.

I noticed that too!!!!

thank to the high heavens i have a 360 a bit older now id say bout 4-5 years old still ticking Ps4 for sure but maybe some of those xbone exclusives might have a 360 version

Um there is a whole article about it.

Remember earlier this year when it was rumored Microsoft was behind schedule on the new Xbox? Have you ever pulled an all nighter for a presentation your grade depends on and you forgot about? Yeah... they sound confident, but they have no idea what they are doing...

You can see the moment where he realizes the mistake he made, his internal panic, and the "uh, no, we make great products."

Wow. I just... wow.

nothing hurts more than their own executive not being supportive of their console...

"This video contains content from Viacom, who has blocked it on copyright grounds."

Thanks for the heads up, but tbqh I'd rather masturbate with a cactus covered in hot sauce than spend 5 seconds reading comments on Brotaku.